12 It totally justifies the purchase of a $5k+ Kuota KOM pro tour bike from BioWheels.
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10 SunChips rhymes with fun-sh@*!
9 I beat a guy riding a pink bike to do it at Ault Park. Outside of the Giro, a pink bike should never win.
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| bad kitty. |
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7 With the $15 entry, it brought the price of SunChips down to a reasonable 62.5 cents per bag.
6 It was the first night racing in my new team kit, making the extra manscaping under the white leg panel soo worth it.
5 It’s the only gaudy trophy my wife will let me display on a shelf in the house, even if it’s in the pantry.
4 I'm WINNING like Charlie Sheen.
3 It made me feel like the grand marshal of a one man parade riding home one-handed through Mount Lookout Square.
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| Cha-ching! |
2 The box with my bib number taped to it looks awesome mounted on the wall in my office.
1 I’ll make a killing charging 75 cents/bag for them in the office vending machine!
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