Dear Georgia Gould,
The Ohio Valley fans of the Best Bike Blog EVER (read with snarky EVER), saw your tweet:
While, being from the Ohio River Valley, most of them prefer gifts of bacon and chewing tobacco, they are remarkably stoked for a box of Luna Bars. We told them Luna Bars are made with Bourbon. In preparation for this weekend's USGP cyclocross races in Louisville and in an effort to get the creative heckle juices flowing, we asked for preliminary heckles on our Facebook page.
Maybe it'll give you added incentive to not by a sissy about your pretty hair, put on the rain jacket and ride outside instead of hitting the trainer. Maybe you'll do five extra practice starts even if your little biker arms hurt. Or maybe you'll back away from the delicious Moon Pie at the Rabbit Hash General Store and pick up the carrots and humus instead.
Some will make you laugh, others will make you cry, some might make you pee your chamios. You said you weren't picky and we're certain pro's have an extra kit. These pre-race heckles are offered up with the love and affection of your fans who routinely write your name on their chests. But, rest assured, if all else fails and you end up a professional chef, we will be there at the five start restaurant to heckle your cooking too.
Hugs & Cowbells,
Joe and Fans of The Best Bike Blog EVER!
Let the heckles begin:
Scott We age whiskey faster than you. You should have started yesterday. Should we come back tomorrow and tear down the course. Are you trying to get sponsored by Nyquil.
Corey This might add some fuel to the fire - Georgia is officially the Drop of the Week.
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