European Guide to Ohio Valley |
Masters Worlds Finish 2012 |
We’ve all wondered how it would be to see a cross race in
Belgium with a cacophony of languages drowning our ears, but that sound will be
drawled out in Louisville. About the
only thing that will be the same is the sport, the cowbells and seeing your
breath in the air. On the bright side, you
won’t have to cock your head sideways to read a confusing Flemish food truck
menu. You won’t need to bring
Euros. You can use Kentucky
dollars. Here in the Ohio Valley, in
your Carhartt overalls, North Face Jacket and Hunter boots, you’ll be the
scene. The crowd on “Rachel’s Drop” isn’t
going to be six people deep unless you pack the kids in your Caravan. And by Caravan, we mean mini-van, not camper. I’m not counting on Belgian waffles. I’ll likely be armed with a concealed thermos
of Cincinnati chili. Of course, there may or may not be a flask of Bourbon tucked into a chest pocket.
If you dare to poach some free advertising, believe it or not the local
motor home dealer is Tom Raper RV. However,
I don’t think you’ll go that far. I do
expect to see a tempting piece of bacon on a fishing pole. I’m hoping for burgers and burritos under a wave
of stars and stripes. We’ll shout “go go
go!” And, we’ll heckle.
A Bacon Hand Up at Eva Bandman |
Boy will we heckle. Because
come February 4th, the sight of your European cross heroes blasting through the
Eva Bandman sand, the chance to ring a cowbell in front of World Champion
stripes, the opportunity to shout “Allez” in front of a real French rider, all
of it will be gone. The courses at Eva
Bandman and Kings CX will return to the quiet dog walking parks they usually
are in winter. The barge traffic will be
the star along the Ohio River. Louisville
will look ahead to the Derby. The Cincinnati
suburb of Mason won’t see another European athlete until the Tennis Masters
Tournament. You’ll go back to the gym
and the Sunday group ride to once again day dream about the big day, the big
race. Only, there won’t be a race as big
and as close for a long long time (Richmond
in 2015.)
One Footer at Masters Worlds 2012 |
Still for some, sadly it’ll be too cold, too far, and they might
have to pry open a frugal Midwest wallet to make the trip to (gasp!) watch
other people ride bikes. Oh yeah. For the record football fans, no matter where
you live in the Ohio Valley, the race will end right around 3:30pm Eastern,
plenty of time to drive home before
the Superbowl begins.
Set your excuses aside.
The days you’ve been dreaming about are here, a few days away with Kings
CX in Cincinnati and the big
show in Louisville. World Champion Neils Albert and other European
pros will mix it up with the best in the US.
This isn’t another UCI weekend, another USGP. This isn’t a chance to see a European cross
race. This is a chance to see the
biggest cross races, no, the biggest bike races you’ll likely ever see without
a plane ticket to Europe, (California if you’re soft.) For Sven Nys’ sake, you can’t miss this. Because it’s not a question of whether you’ll
experience something amazing, but what amazing thing you’ll experience.
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