Yada yada yada, her bike got run over by a car at the Bay State CX race this past weekend. While horrifying to her, I found it kind of funny. She wasn't riding it at the time. The car, which looks like a Mini Cooper, apparently decided to kill her bike in cold blood. Details remain sketchy. The sob story unfolded on Twitter and Facebook the last 2-3 days. After making an off-hand comment on her last Facebook post (see photo) she more or less insisted I make a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" about it.
So I did one better, stole pictures off her Facebook page and made a video with the song. Enjoy.