|Free for the Taking, an Izzy's Sandwich on Servatii's Roll|
|Did You Say Catnip Tuna?|
Maybe I haven’t been clear in my description. This is two great tastes in one entity. It’s like Cincinnati Skyline Chili topped with Montgomery Inn Ribs. Mmmm. An Izzy’s Reuben on a Servatii’s roll is to Cincinnati as Jerked Chicken on the side of the road served with a Red Stripe beer is to Jamaica. It’s Saz’s Barbecue with a side of George Webb’s breakfast to a Milwaukeean. Its Gino’s East pizza covered in Southside Polish sausage to Chicago. It’s a Thurminator burger topped with a pair of Blue Jacket’s tickets to those in Columbus. It’s Christmas’ candy cane covered gingerbread house. Its catnip covered in tuna juice to Juneau… my cat, not the city.
The choice between that bag of money or this sandwich is a life changing decision. Consultants and advisors from GE and P&G may need to be called in. Since they’re no longer working on the Space Shuttle program, I may dial-up NASA's best mathematicians to pour over excel spreadsheets and sandwich trajectories to help me decide which would have a better impact on my life.
Sure you could take the bag of money and go out and buy an Izzy’s Reuben and have enough left over to quit your job and eat it while riding off the threat of clogged arteries on your new Trek Madone, but you’d be missing the point. I did hill repeats last night. I’m 4 pounds below my target race weight. It’s 9:30am. I just ate half an apple. I have an appointment in 30 minutes and I am surrounded by hungry native Cincinnatians. This is about instant gratification. This is about taking the kill before the Hyenas get it. This is a case of how much would it really hurt. This sandwich is now or never. Dammit they’re taking it into the work kitchen. Noooooooo!
Right down the hall is a free Izzy’s Reuben Sandwich served on special edition Servatii’s pretzel bread. In my 2010 Vancouver Olympic lunchbox is a bag of carrots, a tub of hommus, a box of raisins, a banana, a fruit strip, half a Honeycrisp apple, and leftover vegan Tikka Masala in a plastic Glad container. This is a test of eating a plant based non-processed food diet. This is a test of the Emergency Vegan System. This is only a test.
Thankfully, I passed.