Riding dirty’s got a new
name and it’s the Morgan Retro Tricycle, now available for a cool $50, or 40
packs of Bubblicious gum. Why should you
buy it? Cuz I told you so! That’s why.
They call it the curfew breaker. Once
your kid rolls down the driveway on this, no doubt they’re gonna be late for
dinner. So, give your daughter a jump start
on hurting the feelings of every other little girl in the neighborhood and get
her the prettiest damn bike on the block. Why? Cuz! Nothing
says I’m the pavement princess like this silver-pedaled super-aero powder pink
Morgan Retro Tricycle. All you skinny
jean hipsters hang your head in shame, cuz this pink bitch ain’t got no chain. It's the orginal fixie. Fenders?
It’s got three! Brakes? It’s time she started to learn how to put her
foot down! Rumor has it Kim Kardashian
once rode one of these and look how successful she turned out. Sassy pink Channel sunglasses not included, but there's some kick ass bling on the rear fenders. If your 2 year old hasn’t quite developed her
17 year old attitude yet, get this and she’ll be dressing like Nicki Minaj and flipping
the bird to all your neighbors in no time.
It’s so damn adorable, you’ll never need money for the ice cream man again.
(Joe Biker Note: Seriously, my
buddy is selling this. Visit the entry for this post on our Facebook page and leave a comment
if you’re interested.)
1 comment:
Amazing bike never seen it before.
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